Transformers: Age of Extinction

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Current Release: Yes
Watched with: Michael

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Wow, it's so much worse the second time. I just wanted to see where the aspect ratio changes at IMAX were, but it was nauseating. It seems they kept the RED footage full frame too? Evidently the cutting between all the camera formats within a scene means the frame jumps every two or three shots and once you notice it that's all you can look at. Because the rest of the film doesn't hold up in any way.

Lifeforce

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Watched With: Tyler

I saw this once ages ago and barley remembered it. It's a fun film, but kinda all over the place. Space vampires. Sort of. It's also predominantly British which makes it feel like an old Hammer horror film. The make up and animatronic effects are fun and Henry Mancini's score is wonderfully grandiose. There's some neat old school effects (and some not so great ones too).

The plot and tone goes all over the place though. While there's some pretty outrageous stuff theres also a lot that doesn't work very well. Ideas that aren't fully developed and crammed in to an overstuffed story. And then a heap of expository dialogue scenes that are just laughable.

It's such a strange film, I don't know if I really like it or not. I feels like the kind of film I should like and there's certainly a lot going for it. I'll have to try again in another few years.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

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Current Release: Yes
Watched With: Michael

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Man, it's just so great. I don't see what they're gonna do from here but it'll be hard to top.

The Other Woman

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Current Release: Yes
Watched With: Tyler, Leith

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Sex Tape left a real bad taste in my mouth. But I remembered this not being too bad. However it's really hard to watch after having seen They Came Together. Man that film just nails it.

The Birthday

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Watched With: Tyler

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Man, this film just delights me. There's quite a bit of detail in the backgrounds and some great and unusual directorial choices. This film is getting harder and harder to find, so glad I have a copy! Perhaps not the director is making bigger films they might become more readily available.

Sex Tape

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Current Release: Yes
Watched With: Tyler

That was pretty damn abysmal. In order to facilitate this ludicrous plot it requires the characters to make impossibly dumb decisions which just makes them seem like real idiots. Worse than it not making any sense, it doesn't seem to be trying to be funny. It just goes through the motions and hopes that having outrageous things like doing drugs and being chased by a dog will elicit laughter. Well, it did from the crowd but I found the whole thing really dull.

Palo Alto

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Current Release: Yes

There's another Coppola?

James Franco writes short stories?

These are the things we learn at festivals.

A snapshot of teens being teens, not quite a full coming of age, there's not really enough closure for that. But it does a good job of not feeling like a string of vignettes. It's a little dark and troubling at times and the young cast do a fine job.

It's such a festival film though.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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Watched With: Tyler, Amy

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Remastered and on the big screen! Was really fun to watch with a crowd and in a cinema. So manic. Man Franklin annoys me, I'm so glad once he's out of the picture.

Time Lapse

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Current Release: Yes

Oooo cool! A really neat time travel mechanic and one that doesn't break the rules it sets up or create a paradox just to support the plot or a happy ending. Writer/director Bradley King's feature debut is a craft little thriller that slowly ups the stakes as the character keep digging a hole for themselves trying to keep up with their futures.

The young cast, all of whom I recognise but couldn't place a name to, do well. Sometimes the dialogue is a little clunky, especially towards the beginning but once things kick in it's a pretty steady downward spiral with a few twists and turns along the way.

John Rhys-Davies! Although only in photographs. But still...

Really enjoyed this one, I'm a sucker for time travel done well. And they use it well here, good fun. 

Willow Creek

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Current Release: Yes
Watched With: Tyler

Bobcat Goldthwait's found footage Bigfoot horror film. Seems like an odd fit but it worked surprisingly well. I figured it might be a comedy or a parody but no, it's straight up and worked the late night festival crowd effectively. 

Sure we've seen similar set ups before with Blair Witch and the like, a really really simple set up. This time, there's just one camera, two characters and the woods. Sometimes not even that, a good portion or the film is just a very very long single shot from inside the tent. 

But these two leads are so effective and charming in the looooong set up beforehand and wonderfully naturalistic that I had no trouble buying into the situation. The whole film's effectiveness rests on them and a few noises in that one long shot and it was wonderful. 

I'm so lade to have seen this at the cinema, I don't think this would work  nearly as well at home. Added bonus, we were sitting right behind a guy who was a real screamer. I don't think I've heard a guy yell like that in a cinema before. It was amazing.

Really simple little film, very effective and enjoyable.

Battle for the Planet of the Apes

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Current Release: No
Watched With: Myself

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I think I may be misreading that epilogue. I dunno, I like the idea of a closed time loop far more. It fits with the tone of the series much better. So this one and Conquest sort of parallels with Dawn. I'd say this is the weakest of them but theres still some interesting things. They really make the Gorillas the bad guys here. Poor stupid Aldo.

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

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Watched With: Tyler

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This one is just punishment. Slavery, torture then uprising and battle on the streets. It's the bloodiest of all 5 I'd say. Especially the directors cut that we watched.

Escape from the Planet of the Apes

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Watched With: Tyler

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I said before that this is the lightest of the bunch. Well, it's the funniest of the bunch but watching it again, there's nothing light about it. This is probably one of the more upsetting of them all. The ending isn't as bombastic as the others but it really packs a punch because of how much they successfully make you care about the two leads. I like this one more now.

Beneath the Planet of the Apes

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Watched With: Tyler

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I always remember those crazy harmonies the mutants sing at the church. Creepy and awesome. And some more amazing makeup fx.

Planet of the Apes

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Watched With: Tyler

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A Classic. Love it. But now no-one can watch this without sining the musical from The Simpsons.